Aaron and I would like to report on the recent ZAX event:

The event was spectacular in many ways.  It was the first No, No Se weekend in ZAX history.  Also, it was our first rush party.  We send out our sincere condolences to the Stevenseseses.  We learned at our party that Lori was very ill, which kept them from attending this festive event.  The other people who did not attend, we would like a 5 page thesis on your reasons for not attending.

T’was the night before July 13, 
And all through the deep grass,
the insects were biting us all over,
and even on my a!#.
Dinner started the evening and it was made to please,
and even Brandon enjoyed his salad of croutons and cheese.

After we ate we went out of town,
so we could have our party,
without fear of burning something down.

Aaron conducted the gift exchange with such grace,
he even had Christmas music to the liking of everyone’s taste.

We had flying bugs, Christmas lights and all sorts of fun,
and Cory’s date Heidi was looking to run.  

We played dirty Santa,
and had lots of fun,
But the real excitement started when we were done.

As with any typical Christmas party we had a fireworks show,
we roasted marshmallows by the charcoal’s glow.

Zac and Aaron conducted the explosions,
But when Cory jumped in he started a commotion.

He wanted to take the show’s level higher,
He looked high and he looked low, but when it was all over,
he picked the one that would cause the biggest fire.

The firework fell over and 5 fires were a blaze,
But being the ZAX men we are we jumped up in a craze.

We ran left, we ran right, 
but the fire extinguishers were not in sight.

Cory lept fences, Gary swam through something, and Jill lost her shoe,
and after we put out the fires,
Jill smelled like poo.

After a grand finale that was quite a sight,
we proclaimed:
“Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night”